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Coffin Dodger FAQ's
Hopefully this page
will put you in the picture, its jargon free and
easy to read, we know you will want to stop and
ask a question, but please hold back and see if
its already been frequently asked. Then enjoy
our site.
Frequently
asked questions...
Whats
is a coffindodger ?
A coffindodger is a person / candidate we
think is very old, unfit, ill or just not looking
there best.
Is
this not a bit sick?
No its just a bit of harmless fun, some
of these people have had a good innings, and our
deepest condolences go to their families. But
the show must go on! And our staff at coffindodgers.co.uk
will go on the list if they make it to 93. Laugh.
How
will I know when my bet is placed and active?
An e-ticket will be automatically sent to
your registered email address confirming your
entry into the game this e mail will also advise
you of your randomly selected coffindodger name
in the sweep.
What
happens if more than 40 players join a 40 person
sweep?
The 41st joining player will start another
40 person sweep, using the same names, no prize
money is diluted, and every entrant gets the same
equal chance of winning.
How
do I know your company will not hold back all
the good candidates?
We laugh, there all good candidate, we can
not predict who goes next, life is a game of chance,
it can not be fiddled, you can have the best name
on that list, then pop, some 80 year old wipper
snapper croakes.
Can
I choose a name or person?
No sorry its all random, fair and equal.
(Oh & it stops us getting our knickers in
a twist).
If
my coffindodger should pass away, will I have
to claim my fees?
Nope, we will e mail every entrant to let
them know of a death. If you are a winner you
can e mail us if you want.
How
do I get my winnings?
All winnings are sent out within 7 days by
cheque.
Do
you have a phone number?
Yes of course 0161 793 5934,
What
happens if nobody dies?
Laugh, regretfully someone always dies, there
is no time limit on the sweeps, and it runs to
the death.
What
happens to the list when a coffindodger dies?
A new coffindodger is added & we start
again, all entrants running on credits are e mailed
with a new random coffindodger name.
Why
is the subscription automatically renewed after
each death?
There is to much admin and time lost after each
death, if we then have to contact all members
to make sure they are happy to play again, in
the past members have not replied to e mails for
two weeks etc, by that time there place was lost
in the sweep. So we go with; we all play again
unless we hear differently.
Can
I keep the same name as the last game?
No thats boring, we have a reshuffle
& new names of coffindodgers are emailed.
What
are my odds on the top 40 sweep?
Good odds, 40-1.
Can
I bet more?
Yes we have set up a top 51 game costing £12.75
with a prize purse of £500.00
Im
from the France can I join in?
Yes please do.
I
dont like to pay online, can I ring payments
through?
Our Site is secured by Quick SSL utilizing
128-bit SSL certificates thereby offering the
highest level of encryption or security possible.
But if thats not good enough, (laugh) you
can ring us on 0161 793 5934.
Is
my personal information at risk of abuse?
No, we are a legitimate company, (yes we may
have a silly name) but coffindodgers is committed
to ensuring the privacy of all our users. All
information is collected and processed in accordance
with the UK's Data Protection Act 1998. No details
will be sold on to cold calling parasite companies.
Do
you have a question?
E-mail it, to the team and we will do our
best. Contact us...
Thanks and good look! ..
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